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Reblog: Sony and crapware

Sony’s Amazing Crapware-Free PC:

Ed Bott:

Sony is finally taking on its crapware problem. For the past two months, I’ve been using an astonishingly light and agile Sony VAIO notebook and loving every minute of it. The best part of all was that this machine was absolutely, completely, unequivocally crapware-free, which meant I was able to be productive within a few minutes of unboxing.

Good for Sony, but Bott’s enthusiasm is like being amazed after buying a sandwich that wasn’t spit in.

‘…’

Absolutely hilarious.

(Via Daring Fireball.)

How I roll [nsfw]

Awesome.

Typographic Graffiti

(via the rut)

Reblog: 50 Things Everyone Should Know

Awesome list. Thankfully, I’ve somehow managed to learn many of these, which is pretty f’ing excellent. Some favorites include:

  • #3 – Use Google Effectively – Google knows everything. If you’re having trouble finding something with Google, it’s you that needs help.
  • #5 – Drive a Manual Transmission Vehicle – There will come a time when you’ll be stuck without this knowledge.
  • #16 – Travel Light – Bring only the necessities. It’s the cheaper, easier, smarter thing to do.
  • #17 – Handle the Police – Because jail isn’t fun — and neither is Bubba.
  • #20 – Swim – 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. Learning to swim might be a good idea.
  • #28 – Give a Compliment – It’s one of the greatest gifts you can give someone, and it’s free.
  • #30 – Listen Carefully to Others – The more you listen and the less you talk, the more you will learn and the less you will miss.
  • #31 – Recite Basic Geography – If you don’t know where anything is outside of your own little bubble, most people will assume (and they are probably correct) that you don’t know too much at all.
  • #35 – Flirt Without Looking Ridiculous – There is a fine line between successful flirting and utter disaster. If you try too hard, you lose. If you don’t try hard enough, you lose.
  • #38 – Make a Good First Impression – Aristotle once said, “well begun is half done.”
  • #49 – Hold a Baby – Trust me, injuring a baby is not what you want to do.

(Via 50 Things Every Fcukin’ Person Should Know)

This needs no further explanation

Options according to Yoda when lifting an X-Wing out of a swamp

(Via GraphJam)

Reblog: Flight of the Conchords ftw

I meant to post this a few days ago, but here it is for your listening & viewing pleasure:



(Via Jared Moran)

Reblog: More Prolific Squalor

Burger King is never a good idea

A: Why do I sometimes think that Burger King is a good idea?
B: Burger King is never a good idea
A: Well, it has now become a part of me.
A: That’s right: they were filming one of their commercials, and the King raped me.

(Via A Prolific Squalor)

Reblog: Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Old

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Old [totally NSFW]:



(Via Deus Ex Malcontent.)

xkcd: Mistranslation

xkcd: Mistranslation

Awesome. xkcd FTW.

50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time

Seriously, the first page is classic, and that’s the BOTTOM of the heap. Check it at Nerve

Reblogged: Rooster Teeth comic

Courtesy of the guys at Rooster Teeth, creators of Red vs. Blue:

Comic about nerd sex