berkleebassist

So, The Oatmeal always has hilarious stuff. And now, he’s eviscerated my favorite piece of punctuation. And it’s hilarious. Go on, check out “How to use a semicolon”.

Mini Golf Sign Fail:

Submitted by Stacy G

(Via FAIL Blog.)

Go. Laugh. Enjoy.
Deus Ex Malcontent: Quote of the Week (Honorable Mention)

So I just gleaned this magnificent tidbit from an email my dad forwarded to me. I love stuff like this.
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was […]

Truly, one of the better FAIL moments:

(Via failblog.org)

Seriously, this is just unbelievably amazing.

And, in the eternal words of Amber: “Your bread will turn to the crispy side!”
(Via Neatorama)

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(Via Deus Ex Malcontent)

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John Cleese on Sarah Palin (via Amber's Twitter)

Gotta follow the link to see (too big to put inline here): Questionable Content webcomic

Sony's Amazing Crapware-Free PC:
Ed Bott:
Sony is finally taking on its crapware problem. For the past two months, I've been using an astonishingly light and agile Sony VAIO notebook and loving every minute of it. The best part of all was that this machine was absolutely, completely, unequivocally crapware-free, which meant I was able to be […]